Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
Strain: Moose Nugget
Origin: The bottom of a stash box
Lighting: 28″ LCD Monitor
Nutes: Hormel Chile with Rice and Chedder Cheese
Grower: Nothing growing on it that I could see.
Appearance: Greenish, lots of kief, a few little bits of shatter and something that looks like a freeze dried raisin.
Smell: Sort of like a cat pissed in an old jock strap.
Burn: rather like a coal furnace
Taste: Earthy, flowery, lemony, cat pissy, grapefruit and blueberry with a hint of chocolate.
Exhale: More like an explosive aspiration than an exhale, this stuff is not the atmosphere of your home planet!
High: I waved as I passed the ISS…
Manicure: Yea, I could use one, and a pedicure too.
Overall: Imagine that over the last 6 Months you have dropped some of the best weed in Alaska in one box, loading bowls, ripping dabs and rolling joints out of it until there is a deep layer of mostly trichomes and flakes of shatter and then roll that into a fat joint and try and write about it 1/2 way through…ooo…there’s a chip of lemon wax…I remember that!